Thomas Jane really is hung I hope
This image will accrue so much more interest in my spank bank if it’s real, so I’m just going to pretend that it is.
Plus, a few random late night drunken thoughts from my little head…
I never managed to get into the now defunct HBO series Hung when it was on, but if they had used this image to promote it right from the start, I would have become a loyal viewer. Because I’ve been using Thomas Jane as boner fuel ever since I saw him in that shark movie where he was in that skintight wet suit the whole time. Hell, I even watched that godawful Punisher movie because he was in it. BTW, gayest movie ever! I mean John Travolta, hello?!
Seeing him as a male porn star alongside Mark Wahlberg in Boogie Nights added to the fuel. All the search results that come up for “thomas + jane + nude” kept the fires burning. And then when I found out he used to perform sexual favors for any man who’d buy him a sandwich, I came in my pants without touching myself. And then felt disgusted for indulging such a degrading sex fantasy — even though degrading fantasies are the best kind.
But, anyway… Thomas Jane is hung. I hope.