Mr. Man

Thomas Jane really is hung I hope

Thomas Jane is hung like a fucking horse

This image will accrue so much more interest in my spank bank if it’s real, so I’m just going to pretend that it is.

Plus, a few random late night drunken thoughts from my little head

I never managed to get into the now defunct HBO series Hung when it was on, but if they had used this image to promote it right from the start, I would have become a loyal viewer. Because I’ve been using Thomas Jane as boner fuel ever since I saw him in that shark movie where he was in that skintight wet suit the whole time. Hell, I even watched that godawful Punisher movie because he was in it. BTW, gayest movie ever! I mean John Travolta, hello?!

Seeing him as a male porn star alongside Mark Wahlberg in Boogie Nights added to the fuel. All the search results that come up for “thomas + jane + nude” kept the fires burning. And then when I found out he used to perform sexual favors for any man who’d buy him a sandwich, I came in my pants without touching myself. And then felt disgusted for indulging such a degrading sex fantasy — even though degrading fantasies are the best kind.

But, anyway… Thomas Jane is hung. I hope.

photo source: Placer Extremo Gay
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4 Responses

  1. Matt the Bruins fan

    Sorry to burst your bubble, but it’s a prosthetic. Jane’s pretty normally endowed, as you can see in his nude scenes in movies like Nemesis and Last Time I Committed Suicide.

    February 12, 2013 at 9:15 am

    • Darryl

      Oh well. I’ll always have Gilles Marini.

      February 12, 2013 at 8:27 pm

  2. Buzzy

    The suited body onto which Thomas Jane’s head has been Photoshopped is an old Robert Mapplethorpe picture from the 1970′s.

    February 16, 2013 at 7:21 pm

    • model citizen

      i’m not so sure about that. im pretty sure the guy in the mapplethorpe photo was black. and uncut.

      February 17, 2013 at 6:11 pm

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