Posts tagged “The Avengers

Happy birthday Chris Hemsworth!

Young Chris Hemsworth shirtless sexy body

Chris Hemsworth, one of our favorite Australian hunks turns 35 this weekend. This gorgeous 6’3 stud got his start as a soap opera star in his native land before joining the ranks of Hollywood hotties and hitting it BIG when he was cast as the God of Thunder himself in Thor.

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22 Scenes of Nude Superheroes

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Superhero movies have dominated the box office over the past decade, but you’ll want the hottest heroes to dominate your box after seeing them in their steamiest nude roles!


Tom Holland full frontal fantasy

Tom Holland nude centerfold pose (fake)

In Spider-Man: Homecoming, when Peter Parker told Tony Stark he was 15-years-old, did you die a little on the inside — and feel all gross and pervy? Well, relax, because it’s Tom Holland‘s birthday, and he just turned 22 today. He’s been legal the whole time, so you’re only guilty of a sex thought crime if all those shirtless scenes made your Spidey sense tingle.

I pride myself on knowing these things. The male celeb fantasist who made this fake body snatched Allen King this time instead of Johnny Rapid.

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Mentally undress Tom Holland

Tom Holland S&M nude (fake))

With great power cums great responsibility. Tom Holland gives web slinging a whole new meaning in this S&M fantasy. I guess when some people mentally undress the Spider-Man star, they always see Johnny Rapid’s naked body. The Men.com exclusive’s butt shot comes from that time when Johnny got a blowjob from Jimmy Fanz on a giant spiderweb made of chains.

photo source: Gay Comic Geek; via Men.com

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Hot shot — Deadpool ❤ Spider-Man

Now that Disney owns Fox this Ryan Reynolds vs. Tom Holland fantasy might be closer to reality than ever before. Okay maybe not the fucking part, but the Spider-Man/Deadpool team-up part! You know Deadpool, who is canonically bisexual, would be all up in Spider-Twink’s business. Just as soon as Peter turns 18, of course.

BTW, those nude bodies were borrowed from porn superstars Johnny Rapid and Paddy O’Brian.

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Mr. Man Minute 10/30/2015

Anthony Mackie shows off his Falcon.

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Mr. Man Minute 9/4/2015

See Chris EvansAvenger ass!

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Mr. Man Minute 7/31/2015

Vacation’s Chris Hemsworth hammers one out.

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The star spangled man

Cute naked guy in a painted on Captain America uniform.

If you’re gonna fight a war, you gotta wear a uniform. Or not. But is his butt as cute as Chris Evans‘?

photo source: Keepin’ It RAW!

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Hot shot — Patriotic posterior

Captain America (Chris Evans) has a marvelous ass!

I’ve always admired Captain America’s firm, uh, devotion to his country.

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Chris Hemsworth’s Vacation VPL

Chris Hemsworth's sexy underwear scene, showing VPL

Chris Hemsworth's sexy underwear scene, showing VPL

Chris Hemsworth's sexy underwear scene, showing VPL

Chris Hemsworth's sexy underwear scene, showing VPL

You want him to put the hammer down? I’m sure we all know these sexy shots of Chris Hemsworth in boxer briefs showing an epic VPL is a special effect made with a prosthetic penis, but we can pretend, can’t we? Watch Hemsworth’s buzzworthy appearance from the red band trailer for the upcoming Vacation sequel after the jump…

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Hump Day — Mark Ruffalo

Mark Ruffalo throws an incredible hump into Julianne Moore in the 2010 LGBT-themed comedy-drama The Kids Are All Right — a movie that taught lesbians get off on watching vintage Colt porn. Is that even true?

FYI, Julianne’s Oscar-winning performance in Still Alice was directed by gay porn director Wash West (aka Wash Westmoreland). She thanked him during her acceptance speech.

video source: Mr. Man

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Captain America, fuck yeah!

Chris Evans with his naked ass showing!

Oh my god, that ass! It’s the best part of any Avengers movie. With his pants halfway down his bare butt, showing a visible speedo tan line, hastily pulling on a plaid shirt and wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, Chris Evans looks like a truck stop whore. I love it!

photo source: MensForMen

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Mentally undress Chris Evans

A hot fake full frontal nude of Chris Evans!

A full frontal fantasy nude of Chris Evans. While I’m sure Evans must be cut, circumcision didn’t become prevalent in the U.S. until the 1960s, which means Captain America is probably uncut.

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Chris Hemsworth’s naked ass

People’s Sexiest Man Alive Chris Hemsworth (aka Thor) hammers Margaery Tyrell in the shower, fucking her until he drops from exhaustion in Ron Howard’s 2013 racing drama Rush.

video source: Mr. Man

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Chris Hemsworth nude

A fantasy full frontal nude of Chris Hemsworth as Thor with a hard cock.

A faptastic fantasy pic of Chris Hemsworth as Thor and his enormous hammer. FYI, the cock and body actually belong to gay porn superstar Chris Rockway.

photo source: ExcellentMen

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Chris Evans’ steamy sauna nude

A hot fake nude of Chris Evans in the sauna, naked with a huge erection!

Looks like Chris Evans is ready for some steamy sauna sex.

People do love attaching celebrity heads to Paddy O’Brian’s body, don’t they?

photo source: ExcellentMen

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Chris Evans’ jiggling ass cheeks

Chris Evans' cute jiggling bubble butt from The Avengers!

Easily the single greatest visual effect in The Avengers was this shot of Chris Evans‘ sweet jiggling butt cheeks.

photo source: ExcellentMen

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