If you’re gonna fight a war, you gotta wear a uniform. Or not. But is his butt as cute as Chris Evans‘?
I’ve always admired Captain America’s firm, uh, devotion to his country.by
You want him to put the hammer down? I’m sure we all know these sexy shots of Chris Hemsworth in boxer briefs showing an epic VPL is a special effect made with a prosthetic penis, but we can pretend, can’t we? Watch Hemsworth’s buzzworthy appearance from the red band trailer for the upcoming Vacation sequel after the jump…
Mark Ruffalo throws an incredible hump into Julianne Moore in the 2010 LGBT-themed comedy-drama The Kids Are All Right — a movie that taught lesbians get off on watching vintage Colt porn. Is that even true?by
Oh my god, that ass! It’s the best part of any Avengers movie. With his pants halfway down his bare butt, showing a visible speedo tan line, hastily pulling on a plaid shirt and wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, Chris Evans looks like a truck stop whore. I love it!
A full frontal fantasy nude of Chris Evans. While I’m sure Evans must be cut, circumcision didn’t become prevalent in the U.S. until the 1960s, which means Captain America is probably uncut.
Looks like Chris Evans is ready for some steamy sauna sex.
People do love attaching celebrity heads to Paddy O’Brian’s body, don’t they?