Posts tagged “Spider-Man

Peachy keen — Tom Holland

Tom Holland in his Spider-Man costume, such a cute little butt!

Spider-Man lives! And he’s feeling just fine, thanks. If you were watching Jimmy Kimmel earlier this week you got to see the unveiling of Tom Holland‘s new Spidey suit for the upcoming Spider-Man: Far From Home. But, hey, it’s #SundayBunDay, and I liked the old Spider-Man outfit just fine. ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘† You can see the bouncing bundle of energy in his shiny new costume on Jimmy Kimmel Live! after the jump… ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

photo source: Twitter

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Tom Holland full frontal fantasy

Tom Holland nude centerfold pose (fake)

In Spider-Man: Homecoming, when Peter Parker told Tony Stark he was 15-years-old, did you die a little on the inside — and feel all gross and pervy? Well, relax, because it’s Tom Holland‘s birthday, and he just turned 22 today. He’s been legal the whole time, so you’re only guilty of a sex thought crime if all those shirtless scenes made your Spidey sense tingle.

I pride myself on knowing these things. The male celeb fantasist who made this fake body snatched Allen King this time instead of Johnny Rapid.

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Mentally undress Tom Holland

Tom Holland S&M nude (fake))

With great power cums great responsibility. Tom Holland gives web slinging a whole new meaning in this S&M fantasy. I guess when some people mentally undress the Spider-Man star, they always see Johnny Rapid’s naked body. The Men.com exclusive’s butt shot comes from that time when Johnny got a blowjob from Jimmy Fanz on a giant spiderweb made of chains.

photo source: Gay Comic Geek; via Men.com

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Hot shot — Deadpool โค Spider-Man

Now that Disney owns Fox this Ryan Reynolds vs. Tom Holland fantasy might be closer to reality than ever before. Okay maybe not the fucking part, but the Spider-Man/Deadpool team-up part! You know Deadpool, who is canonically bisexual, would be all up in Spider-Twink’s business. Just as soon as Peter turns 18, of course.

BTW, those nude bodies were borrowed from porn superstars Johnny Rapid and Paddy O’Brian.

photo source: Fakengay

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