The timing of this particular nude photo leak is awfully suspicious. Right on the heels of Orlando Bloom’s act of public lewdness with Katy Perry, Justin Bieber turns up in a set of copycat cock shots. It seems like the bratty pop star is purposely trying to have a dick measuring contest with his girthy arch-nemesis.
Looks like it’s time for the celebrity edition of Battle of the Cock. Take the pole poll after the jump…
Orlando’s is bigger. #TeamLegolas!
I don’t know why Orlando Bloom decided to get completely naked while paddle-boarding with Katy Perry out in public and with so many people around. But I’m awfully glad that he did. Notice the Lord of the Rings tattoo a few inches above his pubic area.
A joyful shot of two naked lovers enjoying a day at the beach from Dylan Rosser’s erotic photo book Naked Ibiza.
“It took some convincing but we were able to drag Daniel outside for some good old fashion fooling around on the beach.
‘Why are you nervous?’ I asked.
‘Cause there are people! Lots and lots of people!’ He nervously laughed. Without missing a beat, Blake came up with the best way to calm him down. Blow him. Right in the middle of the beach.
These two spent the afternoon running around naked and making out in the waves and getting to know each other. Daniel would run up to Blake every now and then and slap his ass, or give him a big kiss on the cheek.
‘I heard he has a reputation of being pretty raunchy on set. I’m pretty excited to see what happens.’ Clearly, Blake was up for the challenge.” — Sean Cody
Robbie and Cory ready to fool around at a nude beach.by
Jamie Blyton (aka Bel Ami boy Florian Nemec) baring his butt in a sexy jockstrap at the beach.
Is this a circle jerk or are the pissing in the ocean? Either way, sploosh!
An inspired full frontal fantasy nude of Atlantis star Jack Donnelly. It’s too bad this show is on BBC America instead of HBO or FX, because we would’ve at least seen his ass by now. They keep teasing us by getting him naked, but since BBCA’s Supernatural Saturdays are family friendly, they always hide his naughty bits with some Austin Powers-style cock blocking. In the series premiere his character washed up on a beach without any clothes on. This is what we might’ve seen if those scenes weren’t so carefully framed.
Centerfold model Eric Reins (aka gay porn star Ace Hanson) gets a beach boner while sunbathing nude at the beach.
A nice bayside view of Steffen Berlin whipping out his gigantic uncut horse cock.