Because who wouldn’t want to keep young Brad Pitt in your own private sex dungeon with an all-access pass to his amazing ass? Some suggestive nudes from an erotic 1999 W photoshoot promoting his new (at the time) movie Fight Club.
A candid look at Tour de France cyclist Thibaut Pinot suiting up for the big race.
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I envy the people who got to see this distant full frontal nude scene on the big screen, because on TV it’s more than just a little bit frustrating. In one iconic moment from the 1980 neo-noir crime drama American Gigolo, a young Richard Gere rolls out of bed, completely naked, and delivers a somber monologue about the trials and tribulations of being Hollywood’s hottest manwhore. I do love watching his sexy ass wiggle as he walks across the room though.by
Amir Khan and Oisin Fagan are ready to go mano a mano. And it looks like the tips touch.
There’s nothing gratuitous about any of these male nude scenes. Nope, not at all. These actors get naked for their art because the plot requires it.
See, we have to watch Christian Bale exfoliate in the shower, or else we could never fully appreciate the extent of his vanity and metrosexuality. And if we didn’t see Daniel Craig‘s bare assed shower scene in Flashbacks of a Fool, we might assume he’s a broken down drunk rather than a functioning alcoholic. How else could we know Mel Gibson is completely cray-cray unless he’s stripped down to nothing but his insane ’80s mullet in Lethal Weapon? And since movies are about showing, not telling, we have to see Matthew McConaughey rolling around onstage in a thong with spread butt cheeks to fully appreciate his character’s talents as an exotic dancer. Did you know they had to CGI McConaughey’s butthole out of the shot? That’s how revealing his naked striptease was.
Check out this parade of perky male celebrity posteriors and vote for your favorite. My money’s on the lingering closeup of Antonio Banderas‘ Hispanic hiney.by
The Blue Lagoon turned 35-years-old this week, and ’80s heartthrob Christopher Atkins set hearts aflutter by wearing — and sometimes not wearing — nothing but the skimpiest loincloth for most of the movie. Here’s some more recent and DILFier frontal and rear nudes of the former teen idol.
I’ve always admired Captain America’s firm, uh, devotion to his country.by
It’s that scene from Magic Mike where Joe Manganiello fluffs his cock with a penis pump before going onstage. Of course, we all know this shot is basically a special effect. I like to think it’s fake but accurate.by
It’s the one that started them all. Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger visits one of Khah-lee-foh-nee-ah’s greatest landmarks, the Griffith Observatory, in this iconic nude scene from the original Terminator. You could actually see his flopping peen as he steps out of the shadows. Honestly, though, Arnie never really did it for me. As a horny gay ’80s kid, The Terminator was all about Michael Biehn, who has a similar nude scene. Ah, Michael Biehn… ::sigh:: Come with me if you want to live, indeed!by
It’s Big Brother 14 houseguest Shane Meaney continuing that proud BB tradition of letting everyone see your peen, modeling a N2N “banana hammock” with a visible penis line. This must be the shoot he was talking about when he and JoJo compared notes on embarrassing modeling jobs.
Forty years ago this month, Sam J. Jones — who you might remember from his nostalgic cameo as Mark Wahlberg‘s childhood idol in the movie Ted — was Playgirl magazine’s Man of the Month. As you can see from this vintage centerfold, even if the Flash Gordon star wasn’t the most gifted actor, he was most definitely gifted. And he’s still quite handsome — even if his hair isn’t parted down the middle.
Check out the hottest Glorious Celebrity Gay Scenes at Mr. Man! And watch Aaron Milo, Chris Salvatore and two other hot naked guys in a homoerotic foursome from the softcore gay comedy Eating Out: The Open Weekend.by
The night vision makes this look like a hardcore hookup from the Big Brother live feeds. But really this is an episode from the Dirty Tricks web series “Crazy James” Zinkand starred in before getting cast for the CBS reality show.
In this scene the faux-hawked fan favorite meets a hot black guy at a porno theater. Then he leads him into a darkened back room where they swap blowjobs and eat each other out before James bends him over and fucks him. And then they cum on each other.
Some random thoughts:
- Crazy James has a really big dick. But if you watched the Big Brother 9 live feeds you probably already knew that.
- He gives good head for a supposedly straight guy.
- He has the words “I am God” tattooed on his ass, but I think a real god would have enough wisdom to not get that Colonel Sanders tattoo.
- Fellow BB houseguest Dr. Will could put a kid through college on the money he’d make if Crazy James chose to use his tattoo removal service.
- I wonder if Julie Chen has seen this?
By now everyone knows that Channing Tatum, star of the upcoming male skin flick Magic Mike XXL, paid his dues by working as a male stripper in real life. According to TV host Kelly Ripa, who’s own husband used to shake his ass for cash, this is way more common than people realize. In fact, Chris Pratt recently outed himself as an amateur ass clapper who used to shake his moneymaker at bachelorette parties. (Y’know, now that I think of it, his Guardians of the Galaxy dance off did look a little strippery.) If only we had more visual confirmation — like we got when Tatum’s scandalous stripper past was exposed. See him with a thong full of bills after the jump…by