You know it must really suck to be horny in the Big Brother house. Always walking around semi-hard or with a full-on erection with little or no chance for relief. Casting played it safe this season after last year’s racism debacle, so the straight edge hamsters of Big Brother 16 aren’t likely to be giving any undercover bjs or handies like so many other house guests from previous seasons.
Which explains why Cody Calafiore can’t stop touching his cock. The poor guy hasn’t busted a nut since that one night when he had a wet dream and came all over himself. So he’s always getting caught slipping his hand down his pants to make an adjustment to his semi-hard peen. Most noticeably that one night by the pool table when he tugged on his boner because he thought no one was looking. Oops!
OK, so Cody Calafiore’s personality — what little there is of it — leaves a lot to be desired. (I just can’t with the Big Brother dude-bro alliances that dominate the game every season.) But he’s certainly not lacking when it comes to bringing the eye candy. Too bad he only gave us a tease since we’ve already seen his naked butt.
Here’s some of Cody Calafiore’s best bits from the Big Brother live feeds. See his naked ass and jiggling junk after the jump.
So what do you think of Cody so far?
John Cameron Mitchell (Hedwig and the Angry Inch) directed this hardcore gay threesome from the sexually explicit independent film Shortbus. Singer-songwriter Jay Brannan gives a blowjob to Playgirl model Paul Dawson while getting his salad tossed by PJ DeBoy. Jay tries to sing “The Star-Spangled Banner” with a mouthful of cock.
Looks like Chris Evans is ready for some steamy sauna sex.
People do love attaching celebrity heads to Paddy O’Brian’s body, don’t they?
It’s underwear model Cody Calafiore, the hottest new cast member of Big Brother 16 (U.S.), modeling C-IN2 undies and athletic gear. Hopefully he’s not a racist, homophobic douche like that other guy from this season. Fingers crossed. Oh, and there’s a video of him jamming his fingers up another dude’s ass, so turn on your Gaydar and let the speculation begin.
Flashback: Big Brother 6 (Australia) was all about Jamie Brooksby’s cock. His big, beautiful, perfectly proportioned penis. The whole house was obsessed with Jamie’s wang, because he gave them good reason to be. Brooksby — who ultimately won the whole damn game — was constantly letting it dangle in front of everyone’s faces.
I wish the U.S. version of BB could be more like this. Australia gets a cock shot supercut, but America’s stuck with bigotry and bullying supercuts. I realize the raunchiness of BB6AU provoked a backlash that almost got the show canceled. (The “turkey slap” controversy!) But still I’d take big dicks and boners over backstabbing bigots any day.
What’s a “turkey slap” you ask? Via Urban Dictionary…
Some full frontal artistic nudes of actor Frank Grillo, who played Brock Rumlow (aka Crossbones) in Captain America: The Winter Soldier and now has a starring role in The Purge: Anarchy.
I had to step inside the Wayback Machine and rip these naked pics off a floppy disk, because I first found them in the 1990s. Back then Grillo was a regular on the long-running (since canceled) soap opera Guiding Light — which made these pictures somewhat controversial because soap producers are paradoxically prudish about nudity. Some soap actors (like Marcus Patrick or Jeff Griggs) found out the hard way that posing nude or having a gay porn past was a fireable offense.
See a couple more shots after the jump…