I had a mad crush on Ian Somerhalder, so I was super pissed when Lost killed off Boone. However, the blow was softened a bit because his next TV project was the short-lived HBO series Tell Me You Love Me — a series that pushed the envelope with its ultra-realistic, explicit (albeit simulated) sex scenes. That included a graphic scene where Adam Scott (Parks and Recreation & Hot Tub Time Machine 2) was on the receiving end of a handjob that ends with a cum shot and this scene, where we’re treated to a lingering shot of Ian Somerhalder’s undulating ass with just a glimpse of peen. Hope that’s not a prosthetic penis.by
So did you happen to catch the new CBS series Battle Creek the other night? Me neither. But when I saw Josh Duhamel in the promos while watching Survivor it reminded me of these amazing nude photos (which includes a full frontal shot) of a much younger Josh from right before he became a soap opera star. Check out his amazing ass after the jump…by
So Neil Patrick Harris didn’t stuff his crotch during his Birdman spoof at the Oscars. But he was wearing a second pair of undies under his first pair of tighty whities because you could clearly see the outline of his cock under all those bright lights during rehearsal.by
About a decade before he won a Best Actor Oscar playing a paraplegic veteran in the Vietnam drama Coming Home, Jon Voight — then a strapping, blond stud — made movie history by starring in the now iconic Midnight Cowboy, the first and only X-rated movie to win Best Picture.
Voight plays Joe Buck, a country bumpkin who fosters dreams of making a quick buck by whoring himself out to bored socialites who get wet from watching Gunsmoke. So Angelina’s whacky wingnut daddy buys some boots and a cowboy hat and sets off for New York City. New York City?! And in a New York minute this would-be hustler becomes an easy mark and gets taken for every penny. After his dreams of hustling rich ladies go up in smoke, he ends up going gay for pay.
The sexual content is tame by today’s standards, so it seems ridiculous that Midnight Cowboy would receive an X rating. As it turns out, homophobia was the biggest factor. The movie was initially slated to get an R rating, but studio execs were talked into accepting an “adults only” label by a psychologist who suggested the “homosexual frame of reference” would be harmful to “youngsters.”by
And this is as close to Fifty Shades of Grey as I plan to get. Just knowing it started out as Twilight fan fiction makes me want to give it a wide berth. So I’ll admire Jamie Dornan‘s perfect ass from afar while trying not to think about tampons. Scroll through his high-res pin-ups after the jump…by
Just in time for President’s Day, it’s Abraham Lincoln himself! Before Daniel Day-Lewis became a world renowned three-time Academy Award-winner, he had to pay his dues by suffering the indignities of humiliating comic nudity, like this rain-drenched nude scene from the 1988 satire Stars and Bars.by
Another naked Oscar winner. It’s that iconic sex scene from American Psycho where Christian Bale‘s fucking, preening and pointing at himself while making a Rob Lowe-style sex tape with a couple of high priced call girls. Oh my god, he’s such a douche!by
Sergei Polunin — “Take Me To Church” by Hozier — Directed by David LaChapelle, Choreography by Jade Hale-Christofi
Watching Russian ballet dancer Sergei Polunin leap and tumble in flesh colored tights to Hozier’s “Take Me To Church” is practically a religious experience.by
Colin Firth — the classy Brit who won an Oscar for The King’s Speech and plays a dashing super spy in Kingsman: The Secret Service — flashes his royal heinie while making a hasty exit in the 1988 biopic Tumbledown.by
Classic Colt model, Steve Schulte (porn name: Nick Chase), eventually quit modeling and got into politics. A political rival tried to discredit him by exposing his gay porn past to the public. This meant mailing out scandalous photos of Schulte completely nude and fully erect. But this dirty tricks campaign backfired big time, and Schulte went on to become the third mayor of West Hollywood. (see attached image below) Seriously. In what universe could someone think a bunch of WeHo size queens would say no to a big, beautiful cock like the fleshy appendage we see dangling between his legs in this vintage beefcake photo?by
Warner Bros. just released the first trailer to the Magic Mike sequel, and most of the original cast (minus Alex Pettyfer and newly anointed Academy Award-winner Matthew McConaughey) is set to return. I guess Channing Tatum‘s titular character got tired of building furniture or whatever.
Confession: I have this on Blu-ray but still haven’t watched it all the way through. What’s it about anyway? Besides male strippers? I really don’t give a shit about the plot. I just want to see Matt Bomer top his Ken Doll routine from the first movie. Could also do with a lot more of the future Mr. Vergara Joe Manganiello — especially after that penis pump scene.
Watch the trailer for Magic Mike XXL after the jump…by
Continuing my Oscar countdown with more Academy Award-winning celebrity nudity. Oscar-winning writer/producer Ben Affleck bares his bubble butt in a nude sex scene with 2003’s Best Actress Charlize Theron in the crime thriller Reindeer Games.by
Some revealing footage of the always iconic and usually naked Warhol Superstar Joe Dallesandro from the DVD extras of Flesh — the underground film that turned him into an international sex symbol. This behind the scenes clip shows (not so) Little Joe totally nude and taking directions from a lady photographer who takes the hands-on approach when it comes to dealing with his penis.by
Here’s some more Academy Award-winning cock. Javier Bardem played a possibly bisexual Bond villain in Skyfall, but here he is strolling out of the ocean completely nude, like a Bond girl. From the 1994 Spanish crime thriller The Detective and Death.by
Greg Plitt, the fitness model and personal trainer, died on Saturday during a train accident. (Apparently he was filming an ad for a protein shake near the tracks.) He was a regular on the Bravo series Work Out. He also landed acting roles in movies like Terminator: Salvation and provided the CGI nude body for Dr. Manhattan in the movie adaptation of Watchmen.
UPDATE: He was shooting a video on the Metrolink tracks without a permit. Witnesses say he may have tripped while getting out of the way of an oncoming train. And he might’ve thought the train was on a parallel track. Needless to say, train tracks are not a playground.
By the late 1960s Hollywood abandoned the oppressive constraints of the Hays Code and started testing the limits of taste and social acceptability when it came to sex and violence in movies. Auteurs like Stanley Kubrick and Robert Altman flirted with the idea of making pornographic movies with big name stars. Penthouse publisher Bob Guccione actually achieved this goal with his trashy, big budget train wreck Caligula — a hardcore, cum-spurting, XXX historical epic that starred acting royalty such as Sir John Gielgud, Sir Peter O’Toole, and the woman who would be Queen, Dame Helen Mirren.
And that’s how you end up with sexually explicit curiosities like this scene from Bernardo Bertolucci’s 1900. Here we find future two-time Academy Award winner Robert De Niro buck naked alongside fellow Oscar nominee Gerard Depardieu getting handjobs from Stefania Casini. (If you’re a Joe Dallesandro fan, you might recognize her from the Warhol cult classic Blood for Dracula.) Oh sure, it’s a taffy pull, but still… De Niro even touches Depardieu’s peen. And just think, this movie came out the same year as De Niro’s iconic role in Taxi Driver and two years after he won an Oscar for The Godfather: Part II.by
So I guess James Deen and his cock totally upstage you-know-who in The Canyons. The straight porn star gets a blowjob from another guy during a softcore, bisexual fourgy with his onscreen girlfriend Lindsay Lohan.by
Indie film star Paul Dawson (the hunky self-sucker from the sexually explicit art house flick Shortbus) bares all at a nudist resort. Now that’s a nice, round fleshy ass. Just want to reach out and squeeze those cheeks.by
Buff body borrowed from Cody Cummings.
A short clip from the gay porn past of a reality TV star. David Bradberry, of Bravo’s Below Deck, rubs his nuts and butt while stroking his huge cock. Then we get to watch this blue-eyed cutie take a shower.
It’s Mr. Man’s year-end roundup of the top 10 male nude scenes from mainstream movies and TV. The list includes a healthy helping of world famous bubble butts, bisexual boy-toys, and even some un-simulated hardcore action.
But if it was up to me the list would look a little bit different.
Shia LaBeouf‘s out of focus prosthetic penis would trade places with Josh Hartnett‘s in focus and perfectly real posterior. Hartnett also gets bonus points because his Penny Dreadful character is bisexual, and they revealed this sexy secret in the best way possible — through an impulsive liplock with his drop-dead gorgeous co-star Reeve Carney. The potential for future same-sex encounters puts Hartnett at #1 in my book.
I’d also bump Hugh Jackman‘s DILFy derriere up to the number two spot for being one of many pleasant surprises in a movie that rehabilitated a bruised and battered film franchise — with Charlie Hunnam‘s luscious biker butt following closely behind Jackman’s muscular behind. And surely Pedro Pascal‘s cheeky flirtation with Will Tudor deserves a spot in the top five rather than the bottom five.
Other notable nude scenes are conspicuously absent. Where’s Matt Bomer‘s racy love scene with Mark Ruffalo? Or Michiel Huisman‘s scintillating CFNM scene from Game of Thrones? And I’m sure that if the list had come out just a few weeks later, Finn Wittrock would have made the cut for showing off Dandy Mott’s only redeeming feature in two back-to-backside episodes of American Horror Story: Freak Show.
See which other male celebrities made the list after the jump…by