It’s the one that started them all. Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger visits one of Khah-lee-foh-nee-ah’s greatest landmarks, the Griffith Observatory, in this iconic nude scene from the original Terminator. You could actually see his flopping peen as he steps out of the shadows. Honestly, though, Arnie never really did it for me. As a horny gay ’80s kid, The Terminator was all about Michael Biehn, who has a similar nude scene. Ah, Michael Biehn… ::sigh:: Come with me if you want to live, indeed!by
It’s Big Brother 14 houseguest Shane Meaney continuing that proud BB tradition of letting everyone see your peen, modeling a N2N “banana hammock” with a visible penis line. This must be the shoot he was talking about when he and JoJo compared notes on embarrassing modeling jobs.
Forty years ago this month, Sam J. Jones — who you might remember from his nostalgic cameo as Mark Wahlberg‘s childhood idol in the movie Ted — was Playgirl magazine’s Man of the Month. As you can see from this vintage centerfold, even if the Flash Gordon star wasn’t the most gifted actor, he was most definitely gifted. And he’s still quite handsome — even if his hair isn’t parted down the middle.by
Check out the hottest Glorious Celebrity Gay Scenes at Mr. Man! And watch Aaron Milo, Chris Salvatore and two other hot naked guys in a homoerotic foursome from the softcore gay comedy Eating Out: The Open Weekend.by
The night vision makes this look like a hardcore hookup from the Big Brother live feeds. But really this is an episode from the Dirty Tricks web series “Crazy James” Zinkand starred in before getting cast for the CBS reality show.
In this scene the faux-hawked fan favorite meets a hot black guy at a porno theater. Then he leads him into a darkened back room where they swap blowjobs and eat each other out before James bends him over and fucks him. And then they cum on each other.
Some random thoughts:
- Crazy James has a really big dick. But if you watched the Big Brother 9 live feeds you probably already knew that.
- He gives good head for a supposedly straight guy.
- He has the words “I am God” tattooed on his ass, but I think a real god would have enough wisdom to not get that Colonel Sanders tattoo.
- Fellow BB houseguest Dr. Will could put a kid through college on the money he’d make if Crazy James chose to use his tattoo removal service.
- I wonder if Julie Chen has seen this?
By now everyone knows that Channing Tatum, star of the upcoming male skin flick Magic Mike XXL, paid his dues by working as a male stripper in real life. According to TV host Kelly Ripa, who’s own husband used to shake his ass for cash, this is way more common than people realize. In fact, Chris Pratt recently outed himself as an amateur ass clapper who used to shake his moneymaker at bachelorette parties. (Y’know, now that I think of it, his Guardians of the Galaxy dance off did look a little strippery.) If only we had more visual confirmation — like we got when Tatum’s scandalous stripper past was exposed. See him with a thong full of bills after the jump…by
Don’t you hate how the best, most explicit male nude scenes usually end up in violent and disturbing independent films? (I’m looking at you Head On and O Fantasma!) Such is the case with Jack Matthews‘ graphic full frontal nude scene from the Australian drama Drown. Matthews plays a gay surfer who gets bullied by a creepy and obsessive closet case. This scene would have been so much more fun without the violence. That dick though!by
These swimsuit photos of Dan Savage’s model husband, Terry Miller, make me crack a smile. Is male butt cleavage a thing now? Because if it is, I would be totally cool with it. Who’s up for some cocktails and a pool party?
No true Scotsman would ever wear underwear under his kilt. Tom Daley provides some visual upskirt confirmation that he follows that tradition, flashing his dolphin-smooth ball sack.
Now this looks spicy! It’s a sexy CFNM scene from the Starz series Outlander. A strapping hunk (Sam Heughan) stands, stripped completely nude as his lady checks out the goods, lingering on his hot naked ass.by
Actor Matthew Lewis — who played Neville Longbottom, the gangly unsung hero of the Harry Potter series — finally grew out of that awkward phase.
So maybe you’ve heard the rumor about Brad Pitt and the gay porn star. Well, here he is!
As if being dead wasn’t bad enough, Star magazine recently dug up some unkind rumors about the late gay porn star and male escort Cameron Fox and his alleged encounter with the allegedly bisexual movie star. According to a “Hollywood insider” the secret to Brad’s long-lasting relationship with Angelina Jolie is that she’s totally cool with letting him hookup with other men.
Yeah, I don’t believe it either. But since fantasy is my favorite genre, here’s the juiciest slice of fan fiction…
Sham told Star that Brad’s bisexuality has been going on for close to 10 years and even spoke about two of his male hookups. Cameron Fox, who did adult films and was an all-American looking adult-film actor, was contacted by Brad on a website called RentBoy.com nearly a decade ago. The two were supposed to meet at a hotel in Monterey, California. “When [Cameron] got there, an assistant met him in the lobby and took him to a room. Sure enough, there was Brad Pitt,” Sham tells Star. “Brad took one look at him, gave him a thousand dollars and asked him to leave. Cameron wasn’t as attractive as he appeared to be in his pictures. I guess Brad has picky taste.”
Aw, that’s just mean. You can see the meat that Brad supposedly sent back after the jump…by
You want him to put the hammer down? I’m sure we all know these sexy shots of Chris Hemsworth in boxer briefs showing an epic VPL is a special effect made with a prosthetic penis, but we can pretend, can’t we? Watch Hemsworth’s buzzworthy appearance from the red band trailer for the upcoming Vacation sequel after the jump…
Mark Ruffalo throws an incredible hump into Julianne Moore in the 2010 LGBT-themed comedy-drama The Kids Are All Right — a movie that taught lesbians get off on watching vintage Colt porn. Is that even true?by
Imagine Jared Padalecki’s cock getting rock hard after he gets his blood pumping during a nude workout. Body borrowed from Sean Cody hunk Jeremy.by
Fredrik Eklund wasn’t always a wealthy real estate mogul. This celebrity broker (of Bravo’s Million Dollar Listing) had humble beginnings, which included a brief career in gay porn (alias Tag Eriksson) and a stint as a naked gardener — if only for a few hours. See full frontal nude photos of this reality TV star after the jump…by
Oh my god, that ass! It’s the best part of any Avengers movie. With his pants halfway down his bare butt, showing a visible speedo tan line, hastily pulling on a plaid shirt and wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, Chris Evans looks like a truck stop whore. I love it!
These full frontal nude shower photos of fashion model Ronnie Kroell (of the Bravo reality series Make Me a Supermodel) make me want to go 9 inches deep.by
Perenial bad girl Eva Green uses Michael Pitt‘s semi-hard cock as a prop in this sexually explicit full frontal nude scene from Bernardo Bertolucci’s NC-17 drama The Dreamers. See even more of him totally nude after the jump…by