In your wildest fantasies Sam Worthington likes to fuck responsibly. Here he is ready to go with a rubber on his big, hard cock.
The folks on FX Movie Download just reminded me that while prepping for his role in Avatar James Cameron recorded him running around a Hawaiian jungle wearing nothing but a thong.
Young Jean-Claude Van Damme had the body of a demi-god, but he still put on his burgundy briefs one leg at a time like an ordinary human. It’s Jean-Claude showing off his beautiful bubble butt in a gratuitous nude scene from his breakthrough martial arts movie Bloodsport. Seems like his lady friend enjoyed that little show.
A full frontal fantasy nude of Adam Levine for anyone who wants to jump the Maroon 5 singer’s bones.
And another thing I’ll miss now that True Blood has met its true death is the weekly objectification of Ryan Kwanten. Ah, those tight jeans… Or that low-slung holster on his police uniform… And that time Lafayette pimped Jason out as a webcam boy and made him dance around in his underwear. Not to mention all those other times when he paraded across the screen bare-assed naked.
Yeah, good times…
The series finale was a real bummer, though, wasn’t it? I was hoping to see Jason Stackhouse go out with one more bang instead of a whimper.
Since absolutely nothing of interest is happening in the Big Brother 16 house this week, let’s catch up with one of last season’s houseguests. Oh, look! It’s David Girton from Big Brother 15 playing with his boner on the internet. Eat you heart out, Aaryn Gries! My God, what has he done with his hair? Now he looks even more like Lion-O.
This is the kind of Big Brother moment I live for. A hot guy dropping his towel right before he gets into the shower, giving us a full on naked butt shot. I would’ve enjoyed this a lot more if it had happened a month ago, because I’ve grown to hate the person who did it.
At least Cody Calafiore still has his looks. Shame about the personality though. Ugh! It kills me. He’s such an asshole. He’s also completely useless in the game. Sucks at comps. Sucks at strategy. He’s just getting dragged along because he’s an idiot who does whatever Derrick tells him. That ass though!
Look who it is! Brent Corrigan’s about to make his triumphant return to gay porn, and something is, uh, a little different. Now he’s a redhead. This sexy little gingersnap just got snapped up by Falcon Studios. Brent’s last collaboration with Falcon was a lifetime ago in The Velvet Mafia series where he had to use the name Fox Ryder. Because reasons.
Big Brother 16′s Cody Calafiore gets kicked in the ass — literally — as punishment for losing a POV competition. Can’t say he doesn’t deserve it based on how he’s playing the game. (He’s Derrick’s little bitch, and he keeps evicting people who would have his back just because Derrick says so. Dumb.) This must be “Karma Electra” getting him back for the scumbag move he pulled on Donny — by putting Donny on the block after shaking his hand and promising not to. What a pussy! That ass jiggle is one of his few redeeming features now, because he’s turning into a real douche-bag.
A full frontal fantasy nude of Teen Wolf actor Tyler Hoechlin that’ll make you howl at the moon.
You know it must really suck to be horny in the Big Brother house. Always walking around semi-hard or with a full-on erection with little or no chance for relief. Casting played it safe this season after last year’s racism debacle, so the straight edge hamsters of Big Brother 16 aren’t likely to be giving any undercover bjs or handies like so many other house guests from previous seasons.
Which explains why Cody Calafiore can’t stop touching his cock. The poor guy hasn’t busted a nut since that one night when he had a wet dream and came all over himself. So he’s always getting caught slipping his hand down his pants to make an adjustment to his semi-hard peen. Most noticeably that one night by the pool table when he tugged on his boner because he thought no one was looking. Oops!
OK, so Cody Calafiore’s personality — what little there is of it — leaves a lot to be desired. (I just can’t with the Big Brother dude-bro alliances that dominate the game every season.) But he’s certainly not lacking when it comes to bringing the eye candy. Too bad he only gave us a tease since we’ve already seen his naked butt.
Here’s some of Cody Calafiore’s best bits from the Big Brother live feeds. See his naked ass and jiggling junk after the jump.
So what do you think of Cody so far?
John Cameron Mitchell (Hedwig and the Angry Inch) directed this hardcore gay threesome from the sexually explicit independent film Shortbus. Singer-songwriter Jay Brannan gives a blowjob to Playgirl model Paul Dawson while getting his salad tossed by PJ DeBoy. Jay tries to sing “The Star-Spangled Banner” with a mouthful of cock.
Looks like Chris Evans is ready for some steamy sauna sex.
People do love attaching celebrity heads to Paddy O’Brian’s body, don’t they?
It’s underwear model Cody Calafiore, the hottest new cast member of Big Brother 16 (U.S.), modeling C-IN2 undies and athletic gear. Hopefully he’s not a racist, homophobic douche like that other guy from this season. Fingers crossed. Oh, and there’s a video of him jamming his fingers up another dude’s ass, so turn on your Gaydar and let the speculation begin.
Flashback: Big Brother 6 (Australia) was all about Jamie Brooksby’s cock. His big, beautiful, perfectly proportioned penis. The whole house was obsessed with Jamie’s wang, because he gave them good reason to be. Brooksby — who ultimately won the whole damn game — was constantly letting it dangle in front of everyone’s faces.
I wish the U.S. version of BB could be more like this. Australia gets a cock shot supercut, but America’s stuck with bigotry and bullying supercuts. I realize the raunchiness of BB6AU provoked a backlash that almost got the show canceled. (The “turkey slap” controversy!) But still I’d take big dicks and boners over backstabbing bigots any day.
What’s a “turkey slap” you ask? Via Urban Dictionary…
Some full frontal artistic nudes of actor Frank Grillo, who played Brock Rumlow (aka Crossbones) in Captain America: The Winter Soldier and now has a starring role in The Purge: Anarchy.
I had to step inside the Wayback Machine and rip these naked pics off a floppy disk, because I first found them in the 1990s. Back then Grillo was a regular on the long-running (since canceled) soap opera Guiding Light — which made these pictures somewhat controversial because soap producers are paradoxically prudish about nudity. Some soap actors (like Marcus Patrick or Jeff Griggs) found out the hard way that posing nude or having a gay porn past was a fireable offense.
See a couple more shots after the jump…