“Welcome to Mr. Man’s 1st Annual Manatomy Awards, where we honor the finest in male celeb nudity from film and television. We’ve reviewed all the best nude scenes, and crowned winners in over 40 categories including Best Picture, Best Full Frontal, Best Butt, and Best Gay Scene! Plus, one Hollywood hunk is taking home the coveted Lifetime Achievement Award for a career of nude excellence.” — Mr. Man
It’s Mr. Man’s year-end roundup of the top 10 male nude scenes from mainstream movies and TV. The list includes a healthy helping of world famous bubble butts, bisexual boy-toys, and even some un-simulated hardcore action.
But if it was up to me the list would look a little bit different.
Shia LaBeouf‘s out of focus prosthetic penis would trade places with Josh Hartnett‘s in focus and perfectly real posterior. Hartnett also gets bonus points because his Penny Dreadful character is bisexual, and they revealed this sexy secret in the best way possible — through an impulsive liplock with his drop-dead gorgeous co-star Reeve Carney. The potential for future same-sex encounters puts Hartnett at #1 in my book.
I’d also bump Hugh Jackman‘s DILFy derriere up to the number two spot for being one of many pleasant surprises in a movie that rehabilitated a bruised and battered film franchise — with Charlie Hunnam‘s luscious biker butt following closely behind Jackman’s muscular behind. And surely Pedro Pascal‘s cheeky flirtation with Will Tudor deserves a spot in the top five rather than the bottom five.
Other notable nude scenes are conspicuously absent. Where’s Matt Bomer‘s racy love scene with Mark Ruffalo? Or Michiel Huisman‘s scintillating CFNM scene from Game of Thrones? And I’m sure that if the list had come out just a few weeks later, Finn Wittrock would have made the cut for showing off Dandy Mott’s only redeeming feature in two back-to-backside episodes of American Horror Story: Freak Show.
See which other male celebrities made the list after the jump…by