Forget Battle of the Block. (I’m sure most of us wish that we could.) It’s time for a Battle of the Cock.
Even though the U.S. version of the voyeuristic reality series Big Brother tends to be more puritanical than its international counterparts, it still has a fair share of male houseguests who can’t seem to keep it in their pants. As long as they’re putting it out there for everyone to see, we might as well let them go head to head in a Big Brother cock fight.
Scroll through these Big Brother cock shots after the jump. (Click on the dick pic if you want a better look at what the wang is attached to.) And then vote for your favorite in our pole poll at the bottom of the page. Which of these cocky contestants deserves to win The Golden Power of Meat-o?by
The night vision makes this look like a hardcore hookup from the Big Brother live feeds. But really this is an episode from the Dirty Tricks web series “Crazy James” Zinkand starred in before getting cast for the CBS reality show.
In this scene the faux-hawked fan favorite meets a hot black guy at a porno theater. Then he leads him into a darkened back room where they swap blowjobs and eat each other out before James bends him over and fucks him. And then they cum on each other.
Some random thoughts:
- Crazy James has a really big dick. But if you watched the Big Brother 9 live feeds you probably already knew that.
- He gives good head for a supposedly straight guy.
- He has the words “I am God” tattooed on his ass, but I think a real god would have enough wisdom to not get that Colonel Sanders tattoo.
- Fellow BB houseguest Dr. Will could put a kid through college on the money he’d make if Crazy James chose to use his tattoo removal service.
- I wonder if Julie Chen has seen this?