There’s nothing gratuitous about any of these male nude scenes. Nope, not at all. These actors get naked for their art because the plot requires it.
See, we have to watch Christian Bale exfoliate in the shower, or else we could never fully appreciate the extent of his vanity and metrosexuality. And if we didn’t see Daniel Craig‘s bare assed shower scene in Flashbacks of a Fool, we might assume he’s a broken down drunk rather than a functioning alcoholic. How else could we know Mel Gibson is completely cray-cray unless he’s stripped down to nothing but his insane ’80s mullet in Lethal Weapon? And since movies are about showing, not telling, we have to see Matthew McConaughey rolling around onstage in a thong with spread butt cheeks to fully appreciate his character’s talents as an exotic dancer. Did you know they had to CGI McConaughey’s butthole out of the shot? That’s how revealing his naked striptease was.
Check out this parade of perky male celebrity posteriors and vote for your favorite. My money’s on the lingering closeup of Antonio Banderas‘ Hispanic hiney.by
I guess Jarec Wentworth will be doing a lot more of this. But from behind bars. He was just convicted of trying to extort $1.5 million from some self-loathing, hypocritical pig whose love for boy hookers was only exceeded by his love for anti-gay laws. I mean, I get that extortion is wrong and illegal, but when your mark is the kind of asshole who’s fighting to make life harder for the rest of us, I can’t hate.
See more pics of Jarec when he was Jarek and still a not so innocent Sean Cody newbie after the jump…
Another solo straight male porn star shoot. This one from Playgirl. Ramon Nomar has a throbbing cock that’s ready to bust out of his little black speedo.
Cody Cummings gets hands on as he directs Tex Ranger and James Diesel in a suck-and-fuck threesome.
Paddy O’Brian’s hard-on looks like a tasty chew toy in his skintight latex briefs.by
Model Dan Rockwell at the beach playing with his ball in his yellow Aronik banana hammock.
Malachi Marx commits an act of porn-cest with Scotty Marx in this bareback comeback video. The bright-eyed Randy Blue boy doesn’t miss a beat, trading blowjobs with Scotty and then lubing Scotty’s ass with a rimjob. Malachi slides his big, uncut cock into Scotty’s bubble butt and pounds him until Scotty pops his wad. After Malachi busts, he sinks his dick back into Scotty’s hole and creampies his juicy ass.by
I wish more straight male porn stars would do solo shoots. Niko — who’s also worked as a male stripper in Vegas — declares independence from his swimsuit so he can soak up the sun in these naked poolside pin-ups. Scroll through his gallery after the jump…
Scotty Marx is ready to let somebody tear his ass up.by
His juicy bubble butt is just too much for that tight, little speedo. I’m not complaining.
After a four year hiatus, Malachi Marx ends his retirement. Check out these prick teasing glamour shots of Malachi in bulging red briefs. He’s still fit to fuck, but looks a little bit different. Did he get a nose job?by
Male model Diego Arnary and his sexy speedo bulge.
Remember that scene from the Catalina classic Idol Thoughts when famously gay-for-pay porn legend Ryan Idol sucked his first cock? The way he worked over Tom Katt’s boner had me convinced it wasn’t Ryan’s first blowjob.by
Playgirl centerfold Derrick Davenport giving you the side-eye, because he knows you’re thinking impure thoughts.
An arty nude of gay porn star Pavel Novotny (aka Max Orloff, Jan Dvorak).
Dario Beck gets the boys warmed up by sucking their cocks. Then he and big dicked David Anthony spit-roast J.R. Matthews. Looks like David needed extra lube to cram his fat cock up J.R.’s tight ass.
If you’re inclined to think Paddy O’Brian would never suck a dick, you know nothing! In this Game of Thrones parody from Drill My Hole Paddy goes down on another guy for the very first time. Connor Maguire plays the ginger wildling who’s on the receiving end of the cockney cocksucker’s first gay blowjob. But that’s not all! Paddy also bottoms in this hardcore flip-flop scene. Scroll through their hardcore gallery after the jump…
A hot hunk with a juicy caboose at the beach.
European hunks Yuri Alpatow and Roald Ekberg kissing and caressing in the shower in this Bel Ami Art Collection series.
Derrick gets ahead of himself while doing a Maskurbate striptease. During his slow reveal, he gets rock hard, and the head of his uncut cock ends up poking out of the top of his pants. Eventually his pants come completely off, and he slides his foreskin up and down his shaft until he spills a thick, creamy load.
If you’re gonna fight a war, you gotta wear a uniform. Or not. But is his butt as cute as Chris Evans‘?
I’ve always admired Captain America’s firm, uh, devotion to his country.by
It’s that scene from Magic Mike where Joe Manganiello fluffs his cock with a penis pump before going onstage. Of course, we all know this shot is basically a special effect. I like to think it’s fake but accurate.by
Carmelo is a confident and curious 20-year-old Italian hunk who has everything a guy needs if he wants to be popular with the ladies — namely a perfect body and stunning face. But Carmelo also enjoys fooling around with other boys from time to time. (According to his friend Alfio, Carmelo is a bottom and enjoys sucking cock.) In his first solo video for Lucas Kazan, Carmelo poses like a pro. And his bisexual fuck buddy Alfio makes a cameo appearance where they engage in some homoerotic horseplay.