Somebody really got his juices flowing.
AMC is allegedly forcing Jon Hamm to wear underwear this season, because his enormous cock is ruining publicity photos and driving Mad Men cast and crew to distraction. His penchant for going commando has been well documented by the internet. (see above photo) In response to all this below-the-belt chatter, a rep for Jon Hamm feigned outrage.
“It is ridiculous and not really funny at all. I’d appreciate you taking the high road and not resorting to something childish like this that’s been blogged about 1,000 times.”
Yeah, like I’m so sure Jon Hamm is really upset that people keep talking about his huge penis.
I can still remember when Lukas Ridgeston was a fresh-faced newcomer and Bel Ami was still an upstart porn studio. Any day now — to celebrate Bel Ami’s 20th anniversay (yikes!) — Lukas is set to appear in a comeback video.
No, wait! Comeback? I hate that word. It’s a return! A return to doing porn in front of the camera. He’s been a porn producer/director since 2007.
Funny thing is, back then, young Lukas just didn’t do it for me. He was too young for my taste. But, as it turns out, we’re almost exactly the same age. Now when I look at his older movies, young Lukas looks just about right. When his new video comes out, I wonder if I’ll think present-day Lukas is too old?
Above is a picture of young Lukas going down on Filip Smirnov on a public bus — from one of Bel Ami’s early best-sellers Lukas Stories.
Sean Cody hunk Chase gets some full service oral attention — a rimjob, a blowjob and a ball-draining orgasm — from fresh-faced stud Coleman. This is my favorite kind of blowjob scene. One that ends with a cute cocksucker’s face covered in cum. And that’s exactly what happens to Coleman after Chase grabs him by the head and starts fucking his mouth.
That recent post of big dicked newcomer Kyle Donovan reminded me of his porn daddy Rick Donovan, who had everything you’d expect from a vintage porn star. Mainly, a huge cock and a wicked porn ‘stache.
Is that a roll of quarters in his pocket, or is he just happy to see me? Glamour shot of Marcus Ruhl with an obvious stiffy from The Woods: Part 2.by
Steffen Berlin going for a naked swim. Hope there’s a lifeguard on duty, because if he falls in that gigantic cock is going to drag him straight to the bottom.
Just think. Somewhere there’s footage of Sam Worthington running around Hawaii wearing nothing but animal ears, a tail, and a g-string. He did this for his Avatar screen test. That was the excuse James Cameron had for getting him naked, anyway.
What’s in a name? If you’re a long time porn fan, you know that the name Donovan has always been synonymous with “gigantic cock.” Randy Blue newbie Kyle Donovan, a 26-year-old Las Vegas native, carries on the tradition in his solo jack off scene.
Watching ruggedly handsome reformed rent boy Thomas Jane in Deep Blue Sea on Logo right now. He sure knew how to fill out the backside of a skintight wetsuit, that’s for damn sure!
Here’s some boner fuel for your next blowjob fantasy. That dick can be yours, and that mouth could belong to just about anybody.
When I saw Joe Manganiello on Talking Dead over the weekend, I couldn’t stop mentally undressing him. Stripping him out of his tight leather pants, leaving him like this.
While chatting with Walking Dead creator Robert Kirkman, Big Joe outed himself as a major league comic book nerd. All this and he’s geeky too! I love sexy nerds. Hearing Big Joe correct professional fanboy Chris Hardwick when he mistook a mynock for a maenad made me cum without touching myself.
P.S. — The body actually belongs to model Joel Evan Tye.
Damn, but this is one fine looking man. That fountain wasn’t the only thing squirting after I saw this pic.
Slater would do anything to land an acting job. Including the director.right
Because all mouths are the same if you close your eyes…by
Meet James Deen.
If you’re the sort of person who avoids straight porn as if it were a low-budget adaptation of an Ayn Rand novel, you probably don’t know who he is. But if you get your news from Huffington Post, you might know him from that “below the fold” section that’s normally reserved for sideboob photos and celebrity mug shots. That’s because he landed a role in a mainstream movie (with pornographic subject matter) and has a graphic sex scene with the always problematic Lindsay Lohan.
Let’s pretend Supernatural hunk Jared Padalecki has a really big dick — and that he takes a great deal of pleasure from a well kept lawn.
Actually, that enormous cock belongs to gay porn star Brad Patton — taken from this Colt Studio photo shoot. I’m a little embarrassed that I was able to put a name to the cock.
Benjamin Godfre goes skateboarding, naked, through San Fransisco’s famous Castro district. Public nudity is perfectly legal there. Isn’t that awesome? Then back at the studio he rubs one out for his gay porn debut, Oh My Godfre. Watch him spread his legs, grab his ass, and stroke it — with the camera staring straight up into his crotch.
Some pictures of Brent Corrigan’s big ‘n’ stiff johnson from the Palin inspired porn parody Getting Levi’s Johnson.
A hung hiker gets some head from his cocksucking fuck buddy. A smoldering hot gay blowjob pic.
This image will accrue so much more interest in my spank bank if it’s real, so I’m just going to pretend that it is.
Plus, a few random late night drunken thoughts from my little head…by