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Mentally undress Jake Gyllenhaal

Full frontal fake nude of actor Jake Gyllenhaal.

An above average Jake fake.

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James Franco fantasy face fuck

Creative animated gif of James Franco getting a gay blowjob.

Maybe you’ve seen James Franco‘s simulated, but still graphic gay blowjob scene from The Broken Tower. Well, here’s another creative fake showing the queer baiting (or is he genuinely bi-curious) gay porn dabbler getting serviced.

photo source: ExcellentMen

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Mentally undress Nick Jonas

Full frontal fake naked photo of Nick Jonas.

A fantastically fappable full frontal fantasy nude. The queer-baiting prick tease Nick Jonas as you can only imagine.

photo credit: TheHasCocksBlog

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The Spy (Uncut) dick pic scene

Julian Miller puts the uncut in Spy (Uncut) as a horny henchman who tests his surveillance equipment by taking some dick pics. OK, so it’s a prosthetic penis, but they had me going there for a second.

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Mentally undress Matt Bomer

Matt Bomer nearly full frontal nude (fake)

A creative fake of Magic Mike (plus its XXL sequel) and American Horror Story star Matt Bomer showing a hint of cock root as he’s stripping for cash money.

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Christian Gehring’s cock ‘n’ ass

It’s actor Christian Gehring in a playful nude scene from the HBO series The Brink. The cock shot has to be fake, but phwew! That ass though… Those tender pink cheeks are heavenly.

video source: Mr. Man

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Joe Manganiello & the penis pump

It’s that scene from Magic Mike where Joe Manganiello fluffs his cock with a penis pump before going onstage. Of course, we all know this shot is basically a special effect. I like to think it’s fake but accurate.

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Chris Hemsworth’s Vacation VPL

Chris Hemsworth's sexy underwear scene, showing VPL

Chris Hemsworth's sexy underwear scene, showing VPL

Chris Hemsworth's sexy underwear scene, showing VPL

Chris Hemsworth's sexy underwear scene, showing VPL

You want him to put the hammer down? I’m sure we all know these sexy shots of Chris Hemsworth in boxer briefs showing an epic VPL is a special effect made with a prosthetic penis, but we can pretend, can’t we? Watch Hemsworth’s buzzworthy appearance from the red band trailer for the upcoming Vacation sequel after the jump…

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Jared Padalecki’s naked workout

Jared Padalecki nude (fake)

Imagine Jared Padalecki’s cock getting rock hard after he gets his blood pumping during a nude workout. Body borrowed from Sean Cody hunk Jeremy.

photo source: Chikko Doce, via Sean Cody

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Mentally undress Chris Evans

A hot fake full frontal nude of Chris Evans!

A full frontal fantasy nude of Chris Evans. While I’m sure Evans must be cut, circumcision didn’t become prevalent in the U.S. until the 1960s, which means Captain America is probably uncut.

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Mentally undress Jake Gyllenhaal

Full frontal nude (fake)

Looks like Jake Gyllenhaal finally put on all that weight he lost for Nightcrawler.

photo source: Celebrity-Sex

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Ian Somerhalder’s explicit scene

I had a mad crush on Ian Somerhalder, so I was super pissed when Lost killed off Boone. However, the blow was softened a bit because his next TV project was the short-lived HBO series Tell Me You Love Me — a series that pushed the envelope with its ultra-realistic, explicit (albeit simulated) sex scenes. That included a graphic scene where Adam Scott (Parks and Recreation & Hot Tub Time Machine 2) was on the receiving end of a handjob that ends with a cum shot and this scene, where we’re treated to a lingering shot of Ian Somerhalder’s undulating ass with just a glimpse of peen. Hope that’s not a prosthetic penis.

video source: Mr. Man

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Mentally undress Magic Mike

Magic Mike full frontal nudes (fake)

Warner Bros. just released the first trailer to the Magic Mike sequel, and most of the original cast (minus Alex Pettyfer and newly anointed Academy Award-winner Matthew McConaughey) is set to return. I guess Channing Tatum‘s titular character got tired of building furniture or whatever.

Confession: I have this on Blu-ray but still haven’t watched it all the way through. What’s it about anyway? Besides male strippers? I really don’t give a shit about the plot. I just want to see Matt Bomer top his Ken Doll routine from the first movie. Could also do with a lot more of the future Mr. Vergara Joe Manganiello — especially after that penis pump scene.

Watch the trailer for Magic Mike XXL after the jump…

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Mentally undress Ryan Reynolds

Ryan Reynolds full frontal nude (fake)

Admit it. As you as you heard that Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively were new parents, you instantly started thinking about Ryan’s cock. Yeah, I know how your minds work, you naughty boys (and girls).

Buff body borrowed from Cody Cummings.

photo source: Foto mostrada

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More naughty Pine

A full frontal fantasy nude of Chris Pine in the garden.

Chris Pine might look like a prince, but he was raised to be charming, not sincere.

P.S. — The face belongs to Into the Woods star Chris Pine, but the body and cock belong to gay porn star Paul Wagner.

photo source: Real big tools

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Mentally undress Jack Donnelly

Full frontal nude (fake)

An inspired full frontal fantasy nude of Atlantis star Jack Donnelly. It’s too bad this show is on BBC America instead of HBO or FX, because we would’ve at least seen his ass by now. They keep teasing us by getting him naked, but since BBCA’s Supernatural Saturdays are family friendly, they always hide his naughty bits with some Austin Powers-style cock blocking. In the series premiere his character washed up on a beach without any clothes on. This is what we might’ve seen if those scenes weren’t so carefully framed.

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Mentally undress Chris Pine

A full frontal fantasy nude of Chris Pine in the locker room.

I enjoyed watching Chris Pine strut around in William Shatner’s tight pants in the upcoming Star Trek: Into Darkness. After glimpsing those bulging brief shots from the previous Star Trek movie and the runaway train adventure Unstoppable, I’m sure that this fantasy nude isn’t too far from reality.

P.S. — Body and big dick borrowed from vintage male centerfold model Scott Taylor.

photo source: ExcellentMen

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Mentally undress Alex Pettyfer

A full frontal fantasy nude of Alex Pettyfer coming out of the shower.

A picture of Magic Mike actor Alex Pettyfer as you’ve always wanted to see him. Completely naked and coming out of the shower!

P.S. — That hot naked body and perfect cock are borrowed from Playgirl centerfold Derrick Davenport.

photo source: ExcellentMen

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Naked Jake Gyllenhaal

Fantasy nude of Jake Gyllenhaal and a football

Jake Gyllenhaal‘s ready for a casual game, playing shirts vs. skins.

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Mentally undress Hugh Jackman

A full frontal fantasy nude of X-Men star Hugh Jackman

The boy from Oz — prisoner 24601 — otherwise known as Hugh Jackman as he appears to you in your dreams whenever you watch a movie from the X-Men franchise.

Sculpted hairy body and big, fat cock borrowed from vintage gay porn star Andy Mantegna.

photo source: ExcellentMen

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Justin Timberlake nude

A funny and sexy fake full frontal nude of Justin Timberlake!

A hot and funny nude photo Justin Timberlake.

photo source: ExcellentMen

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James Franco boner

Fantasy nude of James Franco with a hard cock.

Another James Franco fantasy nude to add to your spank bank. The body actually belongs to Randy Blue model Buddy Davis (aka gay porn star Jack King).

photo source: ExcellentMen

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Chris Hemsworth nude

A fantasy full frontal nude of Chris Hemsworth as Thor with a hard cock.

A faptastic fantasy pic of Chris Hemsworth as Thor and his enormous hammer. FYI, the cock and body actually belong to gay porn superstar Chris Rockway.

photo source: ExcellentMen

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Sam Worthington fantasy boner

Avatar actor Sam Worthington naked with a hard-on.

In your wildest fantasies Sam Worthington likes to fuck responsibly. Here he is ready to go with a rubber on his big, hard cock.

The folks on FX Movie Download just reminded me that while prepping for his role in Avatar James Cameron recorded him running around a Hawaiian jungle wearing nothing but a thong.

photo source: ExcellentMen

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