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Happy Birthday Mark Wahlberg!

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One of our favorite hotties is celebrating his 46th bday today. We have watched him grow up from a ripped, shirtless “rapper” to a beefy, shirtless Daddy and we’ve enjoyed every minute. In 1991 he went solo (and shirtless) with Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, since then it’s been hard to find a movie where Mark Wahlberg keeps his shirt on! See for yourself with this very special Body of Work.

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Tom Holland full frontal fantasy

Tom Holland nude centerfold pose (fake)

In Spider-Man: Homecoming, when Peter Parker told Tony Stark he was 15-years-old, did you die a little on the inside — and feel all gross and pervy? Well, relax, because it’s Tom Holland‘s birthday, and he just turned 22 today. He’s been legal the whole time, so you’re only guilty of a sex thought crime if all those shirtless scenes made your Spidey sense tingle.

I pride myself on knowing these things. The male celeb fantasist who made this fake body snatched Allen King this time instead of Johnny Rapid.

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Mentally undress Tom Holland

Tom Holland S&M nude (fake))

With great power cums great responsibility. Tom Holland gives web slinging a whole new meaning in this S&M fantasy. I guess when some people mentally undress the Spider-Man star, they always see Johnny Rapid’s naked body. The Men.com exclusive’s butt shot comes from that time when Johnny got a blowjob from Jimmy Fanz on a giant spiderweb made of chains.

photo source: Gay Comic Geek; via Men.com

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Mentally undress Darren Criss

Darren Criss full frontal nude (fake) with big beautiful cock and sexy sidebutt

So I gave a hard pass to The Assassination of Gianni Versace because I’m totally burned out on gay narratives about death and dysfunction. But naked Darren Criss is always fun, right? Even if it’s just a fantasy. BTW, that lovely otter bod and magnificent cock actually belong to retired gay porn star Tommy Defendi.

photo source: Gay Famous Fakes

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Hot shot — Deadpool ❤️️ Spider-Man

Now that Disney owns Fox this Ryan Reynolds vs. Tom Holland fantasy might be closer to reality than ever before. Okay maybe not the fucking part, but the Spider-Man/Deadpool team-up part! You know Deadpool, who is canonically bisexual, would be all up in Spider-Twink’s business. Just as soon as Peter turns 18, of course.

BTW, those nude bodies were borrowed from porn superstars Johnny Rapid and Paddy O’Brian.

photo source: Fakengay

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Hot shot — Avengers Ass-emble!

Thor (Chris Hemsworth) fucking Captain America (Chris Evans)

Captain America bending over and getting hammered by Thor. An obvious fake. Because we all know Cap would never cheat on Bucky.

photo source: Fakengay

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Disaster In Your Pants! Hottest The Disaster Artist Actors Nude

“Everyone’s talking about this weekend’s Oscar contender The Disaster Artist, but there’s nothing disastrous about the insanely hot previous nudity from stars like James and Dave Franco, Zac Efron, and Josh Hutcherson!” — Mr. Man

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Body of Work: Chris Hemsworth

“Not only does he play Thor, one of the hottest superheroes of our time, Chris Hemsworth is also a sexy piece of man-meat we’d never pass up a chance to see on-screen (or off). It only took Chris a few years to make it big and cash in his paycheck for playing the God of Thunder, proving that having a banging body and Aussie accent will get you where you need to go in life. [Get a closer look at his Vacation end credits cock shot after the jump…]” — Mr. Man

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No, you can’t fuck Pennywise…

… but you can watch him get a blowie.

Apparently, even though Stephen King’s iconic villain, Pennywise, is an interdimensional child-eating demon, people can still tell that under the bald cap and grease paint he’s still kinda hot. And some people actually want to fuck him. That’s because he’s portrayed by Bill Skarsgård, of the world famous (and frequently naked) Skarsgard acting family.

In one of this earliest film roles during an explicit sex scene in the Swedish coming of age drama Behind Blue Skies, the future horror clown appears to be on the receiving end of an un-simulated blowjob. Though in reality he probably just borrowed his brother Alexander’s big, little prosthetic penis.

Anyway, this is as about as close as most Pennywise stans are ever going to get.

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HBLoad! See Hottest Cum Shots From HBO Shows

HBO keeps pushing the envelope when it comes to graphic sex scenes. Here’s a look back at how it made the simulated cum shot a thing. Who could forget former Parks and Recreation star Adam Scott getting jacked to completion in the short-lived sex drama Tell Me You Love Me? And speaking of money shots, the real pay off for the Game of Thrones season finale came when Kit Harington rolled over and revealed his juicy bubble butt during Jon Snow’s accidentally incestuous hookup with his aunt Daenerys. And once again James Franco revisits his favorite topic (porn) with a butt-baring sex scene on HBO’s new drama The Deuce.

video source: Mr. Man

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Mentally undress Jamie Dornan

Jamie Dornan's visible penis line?

Jamie Dornan broke the internet by releasing a photo of himself with what appears to be a throbbing, rock-hard boner in his tight pants. The photo was meant to promote tourism to his home country Northern Ireland. Maybe the picture accomplishes this goal, but probably not in the way the creative team at Discover Northern Ireland intended.

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Mr. Man Minute 6/23/2017

This week see the men of Transformers get naked. Mark Wahlberg whips out his Dirk Diggler schlong in Boogie Nights. Tyrese Gibson bares his bubble butt in a nude sex scene. Josh Duhamel goes assless while cooking in nothing but an apron. And Shia LaBeouf beats his meat in the pornographic indie Nymphomaniac.

video source: Mr. Man

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Mentally undress Jake Gyllenhaal

Full frontal fake nude of actor Jake Gyllenhaal.

An above average Jake fake.

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James Franco fantasy face fuck

Creative animated gif of James Franco getting a gay blowjob.

Maybe you’ve seen James Franco‘s simulated, but still graphic gay blowjob scene from The Broken Tower. Well, here’s another creative fake showing the queer baiting (or is he genuinely bi-curious) gay porn dabbler getting serviced.

photo source: ExcellentMen

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Mentally undress Nick Jonas

Full frontal fake naked photo of Nick Jonas.

A fantastically fappable full frontal fantasy nude. The queer-baiting prick tease Nick Jonas as you can only imagine.

photo credit: TheHasCocksBlog

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The Spy (Uncut) dick pic scene

Julian Miller puts the uncut in Spy (Uncut) as a horny henchman who tests his surveillance equipment by taking some dick pics. OK, so it’s a prosthetic penis, but they had me going there for a second.

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Mentally undress Matt Bomer

Matt Bomer nearly full frontal nude (fake)

A creative fake of Magic Mike (plus its XXL sequel) and American Horror Story star Matt Bomer showing a hint of cock root as he’s stripping for cash money.

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Christian Gehring’s cock ‘n’ ass

It’s actor Christian Gehring in a playful nude scene from the HBO series The Brink. The cock shot has to be fake, but phwew! That ass though… Those tender pink cheeks are heavenly.

video source: Mr. Man

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Joe Manganiello & the penis pump

It’s that scene from Magic Mike where Joe Manganiello fluffs his cock with a penis pump before going onstage. Of course, we all know this shot is basically a special effect. I like to think it’s fake but accurate.

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Chris Hemsworth’s Vacation VPL

Chris Hemsworth's sexy underwear scene, showing VPL

Chris Hemsworth's sexy underwear scene, showing VPL

Chris Hemsworth's sexy underwear scene, showing VPL

Chris Hemsworth's sexy underwear scene, showing VPL

You want him to put the hammer down? I’m sure we all know these sexy shots of Chris Hemsworth in boxer briefs showing an epic VPL is a special effect made with a prosthetic penis, but we can pretend, can’t we? Watch Hemsworth’s buzzworthy appearance from the red band trailer for the upcoming Vacation sequel after the jump…

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Jared Padalecki’s naked workout

Jared Padalecki nude (fake)

Imagine Jared Padalecki’s cock getting rock hard after he gets his blood pumping during a nude workout. Body borrowed from Sean Cody hunk Jeremy.

photo source: Chikko Doce, via Sean Cody

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Mentally undress Chris Evans

A hot fake full frontal nude of Chris Evans!

A full frontal fantasy nude of Chris Evans. While I’m sure Evans must be cut, circumcision didn’t become prevalent in the U.S. until the 1960s, which means Captain America is probably uncut.

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Mentally undress Jake Gyllenhaal

Full frontal nude (fake)

Looks like Jake Gyllenhaal finally put on all that weight he lost for Nightcrawler.

photo source: Celebrity-Sex

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Ian Somerhalder’s explicit scene

I had a mad crush on Ian Somerhalder, so I was super pissed when Lost killed off Boone. However, the blow was softened a bit because his next TV project was the short-lived HBO series Tell Me You Love Me — a series that pushed the envelope with its ultra-realistic, explicit (albeit simulated) sex scenes. That included a graphic scene where Adam Scott (Parks and Recreation & Hot Tub Time Machine 2) was on the receiving end of a handjob that ends with a cum shot and this scene, where we’re treated to a lingering shot of Ian Somerhalder’s undulating ass with just a glimpse of peen. Hope that’s not a prosthetic penis.

video source: Mr. Man

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