Forget Battle of the Block. (I’m sure most of us wish that we could.) It’s time for a Battle of the Cock.
Even though the U.S. version of the voyeuristic reality series Big Brother tends to be more puritanical than its international counterparts, it still has a fair share of male houseguests who can’t seem to keep it in their pants. As long as they’re putting it out there for everyone to see, we might as well let them go head to head in a Big Brother cock fight.
Scroll through these Big Brother cock shots after the jump. (Click on the dick pic if you want a better look at what the wang is attached to.) And then vote for your favorite in our pole poll at the bottom of the page. Which of these cocky contestants deserves to win The Golden Power of Meat-o?by
Some modeling pics of Cody Calafiore, runner-up of Big Brother 16, for C-IN2 underwear. Looks like his puppet-master Derrick finally gave him his balls back.
This is the kind of Big Brother moment I live for. A hot guy dropping his towel right before he gets into the shower, giving us a full on naked butt shot. I would’ve enjoyed this a lot more if it had happened a month ago, because I’ve grown to hate the person who did it.
At least Cody Calafiore still has his looks. Shame about the personality though. Ugh! It kills me. He’s such an asshole. He’s also completely useless in the game. Sucks at comps. Sucks at strategy. He’s just getting dragged along because he’s an idiot who does whatever Derrick tells him. That ass though!
Big Brother 16’s Cody Calafiore gets kicked in the ass — literally — as punishment for losing a POV competition. Can’t say he doesn’t deserve it based on how he’s playing the game. (He’s Derrick’s little bitch, and he keeps evicting people who would have his back just because Derrick says so. Dumb.) This must be “Karma Electra” getting him back for the scumbag move he pulled on Donny — by putting Donny on the block after shaking his hand and promising not to. What a pussy! That ass jiggle is one of his few redeeming features now, because he’s turning into a real douche-bag.
You know it must really suck to be horny in the Big Brother house. Always walking around semi-hard or with a full-on erection with little or no chance for relief. Casting played it safe this season after last year’s racism debacle, so the straight edge hamsters of Big Brother 16 aren’t likely to be giving any undercover bjs or handies like so many other house guests from previous seasons.
Which explains why Cody Calafiore can’t stop touching his cock. The poor guy hasn’t busted a nut since that one night when he had a wet dream and came all over himself. So he’s always getting caught slipping his hand down his pants to make an adjustment to his semi-hard peen. Most noticeably that one night by the pool table when he tugged on his boner because he thought no one was looking. Oops!
OK, so Cody Calafiore’s personality — what little there is of it — leaves a lot to be desired. (I just can’t with the Big Brother dude-bro alliances that dominate the game every season.) But he’s certainly not lacking when it comes to bringing the eye candy. Too bad he only gave us a tease since we’ve already seen his naked butt.
Here’s some of Cody Calafiore’s best bits from the Big Brother live feeds. See his naked ass and jiggling junk after the jump.
So what do you think of Cody so far?by
It’s underwear model Cody Calafiore, the hottest new cast member of Big Brother 16 (U.S.), modeling C-IN2 undies and athletic gear. Hopefully he’s not a racist, homophobic douche like that other guy from this season. Fingers crossed. Oh, and there’s a video of him jamming his fingers up another dude’s ass, so turn on your Gaydar and let the speculation begin.by