Posts tagged “Christian Bale

The 2016 Oscar Nominudes

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See Hollywood’s big swinging dicks. Click here to watch Eddie Redmayne tuck his junk in The Danish Girl.

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Mr. Man Minute 12/11/2015

Chris Hemsworth hunts for Moby Dick in In the Heart of the Sea.

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Which actor has the best butt?

There’s nothing gratuitous about any of these male nude scenes. Nope, not at all. These actors get naked for their art because the plot requires it.

See, we have to watch Christian Bale exfoliate in the shower, or else we could never fully appreciate the extent of his vanity and metrosexuality. And if we didn’t see Daniel Craig‘s bare assed shower scene in Flashbacks of a Fool, we might assume he’s a broken down drunk rather than a functioning alcoholic. How else could we know Mel Gibson is completely cray-cray unless he’s stripped down to nothing but his insane ’80s mullet in Lethal Weapon? And since movies are about showing, not telling, we have to see Matthew McConaughey rolling around onstage in a thong with spread butt cheeks to fully appreciate his character’s talents as an exotic dancer. Did you know they had to CGI McConaughey’s butthole out of the shot? That’s how revealing his naked striptease was.

Check out this parade of perky male celebrity posteriors and vote for your favorite. My money’s on the lingering closeup of Antonio Banderas‘ Hispanic hiney.

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Christian Bale keepin’ it clean

Christian Bale's nude shower scene from American Psycho.

That moment from American Psycho when Christian Bale helped the portmanteau “metrosexual” become an actual word. See more of Christian Bale in bulging tighty whities after the jump…

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Christian Bale is a fucking douche

Another naked Oscar winner. It’s that iconic sex scene from American Psycho where Christian Bale‘s fucking, preening and pointing at himself while making a Rob Lowe-style sex tape with a couple of high priced call girls. Oh my god, he’s such a douche!

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