Chris Evans Will Make You Fap-tain America!
I’ve always admired Captain America’s firm, uh, devotion to his country.by
Oh my god, that ass! It’s the best part of any Avengers movie. With his pants halfway down his bare butt, showing a visible speedo tan line, hastily pulling on a plaid shirt and wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, Chris Evans looks like a truck stop whore. I love it!
A full frontal fantasy nude of Chris Evans. While I’m sure Evans must be cut, circumcision didn’t become prevalent in the U.S. until the 1960s, which means Captain America is probably uncut.
Looks like Chris Evans is ready for some steamy sauna sex.
People do love attaching celebrity heads to Paddy O’Brian’s body, don’t they?