Posts tagged “Channing Tatum

Body of Work: Channing Tatum

Your handy guide to all of Channing Tatum‘s nude scenes.

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Mr. Man Minute 2/5/2016

The boys of Hail, Caesar will make you rise up! See George Clooney and Channing Tatum get butt naked.

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Mr. Man Minute 12/4/2015

Mr. Man’s Top Three Nude Scenes of 2015! Karl Glusman has real sex, and he’s cumming at you in 3D in Gaspar Noé’s erotic indie Love! The Rock shows his rock hard ass on Ballers. And Joe Manganiello steals the show in Magic Mike XXL.

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Mr. Man Minute 10/9/2015

Before he was “Steve Jobs,” Michael Fassbender showed his knob.

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Which actor has the best butt?

There’s nothing gratuitous about any of these male nude scenes. Nope, not at all. These actors get naked for their art because the plot requires it.

See, we have to watch Christian Bale exfoliate in the shower, or else we could never fully appreciate the extent of his vanity and metrosexuality. And if we didn’t see Daniel Craig‘s bare assed shower scene in Flashbacks of a Fool, we might assume he’s a broken down drunk rather than a functioning alcoholic. How else could we know Mel Gibson is completely cray-cray unless he’s stripped down to nothing but his insane ’80s mullet in Lethal Weapon? And since movies are about showing, not telling, we have to see Matthew McConaughey rolling around onstage in a thong with spread butt cheeks to fully appreciate his character’s talents as an exotic dancer. Did you know they had to CGI McConaughey’s butthole out of the shot? That’s how revealing his naked striptease was.

Check out this parade of perky male celebrity posteriors and vote for your favorite. My money’s on the lingering closeup of Antonio Banderas‘ Hispanic hiney.

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Channing Tatum makin’ it rain

Young Channing Tatum male stripper photos.

By now everyone knows that Channing Tatum, star of the upcoming male skin flick Magic Mike XXL, paid his dues by working as a male stripper in real life. According to TV host Kelly Ripa, who’s own husband used to shake his ass for cash, this is way more common than people realize. In fact, Chris Pratt recently outed himself as an amateur ass clapper who used to shake his moneymaker at bachelorette parties. (Y’know, now that I think of it, his Guardians of the Galaxy dance off did look a little strippery.) If only we had more visual confirmation — like we got when Tatum’s scandalous stripper past was exposed. See him with a thong full of bills after the jump…

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Mentally undress Magic Mike

Magic Mike full frontal nudes (fake)

Warner Bros. just released the first trailer to the Magic Mike sequel, and most of the original cast (minus Alex Pettyfer and newly anointed Academy Award-winner Matthew McConaughey) is set to return. I guess Channing Tatum‘s titular character got tired of building furniture or whatever.

Confession: I have this on Blu-ray but still haven’t watched it all the way through. What’s it about anyway? Besides male strippers? I really don’t give a shit about the plot. I just want to see Matt Bomer top his Ken Doll routine from the first movie. Could also do with a lot more of the future Mr. Vergara Joe Manganiello — especially after that penis pump scene.

Watch the trailer for Magic Mike XXL after the jump…

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Channing Tatum’s cute butt

This is what the morning after would look like if you had a one night stand with Channing Tatum. The 21 Jump Street and Magic Mike star gets out of bed, bare-assed naked, and heads for the bathroom to do a little manscaping maintenance.

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