Chris Evans Will Make You Fap-tain America!
If you’re gonna fight a war, you gotta wear a uniform. Or not. But is his butt as cute as Chris Evans‘?
I’ve always admired Captain America’s firm, uh, devotion to his country.by
Oh my god, that ass! It’s the best part of any Avengers movie. With his pants halfway down his bare butt, showing a visible speedo tan line, hastily pulling on a plaid shirt and wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, Chris Evans looks like a truck stop whore. I love it!
A full frontal fantasy nude of Chris Evans. While I’m sure Evans must be cut, circumcision didn’t become prevalent in the U.S. until the 1960s, which means Captain America is probably uncut.
Looks like Chris Evans is ready for some steamy sauna sex.
People do love attaching celebrity heads to Paddy Oâ€™Brianâ€™s body, donâ€™t they?
Some full frontal artistic nudes of actor Frank Grillo, who played Brock Rumlow (aka Crossbones) in Captain America: The Winter Soldier and now has a starring role in The Purge: Anarchy.
I had to step inside the Wayback Machine and rip these naked pics off a floppy disk, because I first found them in the 1990s. Back then Grillo was a regular on the long-running (since canceled) soap opera Guiding Light â€” which made these pictures somewhat controversial because soap producers are paradoxically prudish about nudity. Some soap actors (like Marcus Patrick or Jeff Griggs) found out the hard way that posing nude or having a gay porn past was a fireable offense.
See a couple more shots after the jump…by