Big Boner — Battle of the Cock

Big Brother 11's Braden Bacha doing full frontal nudity on Dante's Cove.

Big Brother 11's Braden Bacha doing full frontal nudity on Dante's Cove.

Forget Battle of the Block. (I’m sure most of us wish that we could.) It’s time for a Battle of the Cock.

Even though the U.S. version of the voyeuristic reality series Big Brother tends to be more puritanical than its international counterparts, it still has a fair share of male houseguests who can’t seem to keep it in their pants. As long as they’re putting it out there for everyone to see, we might as well let them go head to head in a Big Brother cock fight.

But first…

Scroll through these Big Brother cock shots after the jump. (Click on the dick pic if you want a better look at what the wang is attached to.) And then vote for your favorite in our pole poll at the bottom of the page. Which of these cocky contestants deserves to win The Golden Power of Meat-o?

BIG BROTHER BATTLE OF THE COCK!
Braden Bacha (Big Brother 11)

Before spending a week in the Big Brother house, Braden Bacha was a guest at the Playboy fuck house in the sexually explicit reality series Foursome. (This den of iniquity is also the place where Survivor fan favorite Ozzy Lusth kicked off his reality TV career.) Braden also flashed his wang in a full frontal nude scene on the homoerotic series Dante’s Cove.

Brendan

Two-time Big Brother houseguest Brendon Villegas sent some dick pics to a woman who was not his wife, BB13 winner Rachel Reilly. This woman promptly shared his cock shots with the rest of the internet, proving his BB nickname (Needle Dick) was a misnomer. FWIW, he was really really sorry.

Caleb Reynolds

Even if you’re a born again Christian like Caleb Reynolds, sometimes the power of cock compels you. While in the BB house he gave us a preview by showing VPL in flesh colored tights that were part of an “Adam” costume that he had to wear as a punishment. Once he got out of the house, he let the entire world have a look at his serpent.

Cody Calafiore (Big Brother 16)

Big Brother 16’s second place loser Cody Calafiore has modeled for fashion (and sometimes porn) photographer Rick Day, but he’s still managed to keep his snacks under wraps. He has shown VPL though. Still waiting for visual confirmation that BB 16 winner Derrick Levasseur gave him his balls back.

After watching his X-rated antics on the Big Brother 9 live feeds, precisely no one was shocked to learn “Crazy” James Zinkand was a full fledged porn star. He taped a series of hardcore gay porn videos shortly before appearing on the CBS reality series.

David Girton

David Girton managed to get himself banned from Instagram by posting XXX-rated images of himself doing all kinds of weird and naughty things for free. Eventually he figured out he could get people to pay him for doing this crazy shit.

Josh Feinberg (Big Brother 3)

In a perfect world Hardy Hill (BB2) would have been the first Big Brother contestant to accept an offer from Playgirl magazine. But, alas, we do not live in a perfect world, so that distinction belongs to Josh Feinberg. Scott Long (BB5) would eventually become the second housguest to appear fully nude in Playgirl, but the less said about that the better.

Nick Starcevic (Big Brother 8)

I didn’t watch season 8, but this full frontal nude selfie of Nick Starcevic showing off his raging hard-on makes me wish that I had.

Russell Kairouz

Russell Kairouz is best known for antagonizing overrated season 11 fan favorites Jordan Lloyd and Jeff Schroeder. When Jeff — who was a short-tempered homophobic asshole — called Russell a faggot during a heated argument, Russell called Jeff out for hating on gay people. This made Russell BB’s most lovable villain in my book. As you can see from this nude selfie, there’s a lot of him to love.

Shane Meaney

Much like fellow model/houseguest Cody Calafiore, Shane Meaney showed the outline of his peeny when he modeled for N2N underwear. Is he or isn’t he gay? The debate still rages. His obviously fake showmance with mentally unstable pageant princess Danielle Murphree raised more questions than answers.

Steven Daigle

By now everybody’s seen this one. Steven Daigle pulled a reverse Crazy James by accepting an offer from Chi Chi LaRue after he left the BB house. FYI, one of Steven’s hardcore videos (Kings of New York) features a non-sex cameo from BB2 alum Monica Bailey.

Will Wikle

It seems like whenever he’s not sinking it balls deep into his ex-gay porn star partner Mason Star, Will Wikle is rubbing his dick up against other porn stars — such as Colby Keller or Benjamin Godfre.

Which Big Brother U.S. Houseguest should win The Battle of the Cock?

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5 Responses

  1. suloco86

    Russell <3 <3 <3

    September 10, 2015 at 2:18 pm

  2. enuborow

    Is Cody’s even real? How is he almost beating Russell?

    Surprised that Brendon’s packing so much heat. Rachel’s jaw must’ve been so sore after that one night under the covers.

    September 16, 2015 at 12:39 am

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  4. Seth

    You forgot about Lane BB13 and James Rhine BB6 and BBAS ;p

    December 12, 2015 at 6:32 pm

  5. Oh god! Brendan’s still in the lead? I could just shoot myself in the face.

    June 27, 2016 at 12:23 am

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